To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

Subject: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Sun 14 Oct 2007, 5:04 pm

Just had this e-mailed to me. But I already do all these Suspect

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called Therapy

Subject: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Mon 15 Oct 2007, 11:08 am

I enjoyed that very much. Thanks for sharing Smile

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Subject: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:39 pm

Thank you

Very funny

Subject: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Sun 06 Apr 2008, 9:49 pm

Oddly enugh, the last time I went to the opera, the person sitting next to me was humming along. The person on the other side said "sssh!" every 30 seconds. At intermission they were both asked to leave.

Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Mon 07 Apr 2008, 8:31 pm

I've just read them again and i'm really going to ask for diet water the next time i'm in a resteraunt, or even better in McDonalds or Burger King Laughing

Subject: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Sun 11 May 2008, 7:10 pm

Mousquito netting over my desk would really freak out my office-mate... tempting, tempting.

My department would not function without caffeine. At one point we were reduced to drinkingcoffee black for an entire week, but I notice we still drank it in vast quantities.