Beardie weirdies

I've just had an unfortunate trimming incident with my moustache that made me shave my entire face.......it feels odd....no beer to suck in off said nontache....

Just thought I'd post this in the general chat to liven things up a bit

Any other trimming incidents (normal or paranormal) anyone wants to get of the chests (or faces) .........and i dont mean hanging things out of windows on winters evenings

While trying to light up the sad remnants of a Cuban cigar (those things are expensive, you know) I almost set fire to my beard...

When ever I grew a beard it goes ginger while the rest of my hair is brown - def supernatural...

Hairy stories:
I do have a friend who attempted his own 'sack and crack' with his girlfriends waxing kit, lets say it brought a tear to his eye. His description nearly brought a tear to my eye: He left the wax on too long, went to pull it off in one quick movement and ended up with his scrotum down by his knees

Mauro, you need to hold out said cigar and singe it with the ignition source of you choise then put it back in mouth to rekindle the gone out stogie, no self immolation will ensue

Agricola, my beard/tache is multicoloured. It goes from brown to ginger to silver, I must be an alien


Dan, that made me first spit beer onto my screen (sack and Crack) , then came the "oooo poor lad" then came the howling laughter

Hopes hes ok ...........snerf snerf....

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I do have a friend who attempted his own 'sack and crack'

Before you ask, no it was no me

Lee, did you have a beard? I thought it was a moth eaten animal skin balaclava you wore

lol....much better beard and tache you could ever grow m8

I challange you Ian-nathrop, to have a better beard and tache than me for my sisters wedding, and i dont want to see any fake beard bought off ebay for 10 shekels...even if it does include a free gourd

I doubt your sister or family will be happy if I officiate at her wedding ceremony with my best beard effort . Besides, the wife will kill me, she hates beards

I had a beard for a while. But one day it vanished. Might have been because of that metal brush I used.


Weird, no?

Yep Urisk, thats pretty weird.....and very painful sounding